April 1st, and I’ve seen the light. BTC—yeah, that’s the one. I think I might actually start using it. It’s cheap, easy, and built for the goddamn future. Like a dream you have after huffing paint thinner in a broken-down motel.
Scales like a swan with a broken wing, flapping heroically straight into the side of a cliff.
Fees so low you only need to sell a kidney.
Transactions zip along at lightning speed, assuming you’ve got time to die first.
This is it.
Digital cash, baby.
The future.
Brought to you by a committee of stoned monks, Reddit mods, and trust funds.
I’m all in.
Happy April Fool’s.
S. Tominaga AKA CSW
Apr 1, 2025
https://x.com/CsTominaga/status/1907056948408926521?t=2NEBLhFt1KN_eXMXwzlfUQ&s=19
https://t.me/S_Tominaga/2762
Scales like a swan with a broken wing, flapping heroically straight into the side of a cliff.
Fees so low you only need to sell a kidney.
Transactions zip along at lightning speed, assuming you’ve got time to die first.
This is it.
Digital cash, baby.
The future.
Brought to you by a committee of stoned monks, Reddit mods, and trust funds.
I’m all in.
Happy April Fool’s.
S. Tominaga AKA CSW
Apr 1, 2025
https://x.com/CsTominaga/status/1907056948408926521?t=2NEBLhFt1KN_eXMXwzlfUQ&s=19
https://t.me/S_Tominaga/2762
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