"Dude, your dragon is so freaking fat."

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What I thought he was your dragon
"he's been sulking since after his breakup and eating like a pig, would you be his girlfriend?"
"He is idealising Thor! Mighty Thor!"
Azor Ahai
Where do you find him his meal
Bro, don't even call him fat. He grilled and ate the last person who tried calling him fat. 🤣
It's a Sumotori dragon. Did you expect him to be a skinny bitch...?
Oh, and one more thing. Be careful with things you say, because he has one of the most fine ears in magic animal kingdom... And he understands English, by the way!
Oh no,you should leave right now. It appears fat only to people who await their death soon.
Claudia
"I apologise on his behalf for eating your dragon."