Mine is just above my knee, dropped a pencil and a Textbook with such timing that the textbook shoved the pencil, point first, into my leg. I was more upset that my pencil lost it's sharpness than the fact that I had a hole in my leg with a chunk of graphite in it.
I got a sharpie pen stabbed into my inner thigh (because I fell While doing work) & the tip snapped off into my leg and you can still see the tip in my leg, but I was more sad that the pen broke as well (those things are like $8 for 2)