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Michael
Did you try "bitte" [please]?
Michael
Dmitry Derlyatko
For any Slavs any other Slavic language sounds funny, by some unknown reason. Does Dutch sound funny for English speakers as most close to English language?
It's because the Slav languages are still closely related and retain some degree of mutual intelligibility. The side effect is that another Slav language sounds for a Slav speaker a bit like a caricature of his or her own language.
Dmitry Derlyatko
Michael
It's because the Slav languages are still closely related and retain some degree of mutual intelligibility. The side effect is that another Slav language sounds for a Slav speaker a bit like a caricature of his or her own language.
Oh... They sound alike, but this is the problem. They a full of so called "false interpreters friends", like for instance "spichka" in Russian and "pichka" in Western Slavic languages, first weans a match, the other - vagina in the rude form. The word "coffee" has male gender in Russian and female in Ukranian. To learn all those nuances in an adult age is almost impossible mission.
HEEEER OBER!!! Wo bleiben Sie? Ich will jetzt eine Pizza mit Schinken und Mais! Z Z ziemlich zügig! Nicht zu scharf und vergiss den Knoblauch nicht. Ein Soda Zitron mit einem Schuss Ging! Nicht zu warm und ohne Eis! Das Geld ist bereits passend abgezählt. Und jetzt Hop Hop, wo kein Schnee liegt, da kann gelaufen werden!
I saw a Muslim posting this one with at the bottom something like "talking in arabic". Not really a compliment when it comes to the Quran...
Brittany Sellner
It’s a joke.
People come here for news. I guess they weren't expecting any jokes here. 😂
Perhaps you should post jokes more often so that they get used to it? 😄
Clemens Metternich
I'm a german native speaker and I think this is hilarious
There are some dodgy characters on this thread. These ones, for example: г л и й с я д э.

I'll get my coat...
Clemens Metternich
I'm a german native speaker and I think this is hilarious
Only German cucks find that hilarious. I'm German and I don't suffer from a guilt complex or self hatred and pretend to like this in order to show how cool and at ease I am when others makes fun of my culture and heritage. Go to Russia and try to make a joke about Russian culture and you'll quickly get my point 👊🏻
Genos
People come here for news. I guess they weren't expecting any jokes here. 😂 Perhaps you should post jokes more often so that they get used to it? 😄
I'm German and I don't appreciate silly jokes about my culture even more so I defend my fellow Russians. Especially when the joke comes from a foreigner with a chewing gum culture with a language that mostly sounds like you're chewing gums. This is not against the lovely and highly intelligent Brittany Sellner, it is my duty to protect my heritage.
NeoMusic
How untrue
How seriously must you take yourself, if you are unable to laugh at such simple, friendly mockery. You proclaim it’s foul play and insult, while offering a purposeful insult in kind.

Where the meme was formulated to be light hearted, and an exaggeration of how 1 perceives another’s.. your comment by comparison was purposefully cruel and malicious.

You sir, are an uptight, egotistical, bigot. You are also a rank hypocrite.. you, in the same paragraph, denounce the meme as something awful, stating a need to defend ‘your people’, while simultaneously raining plaudits and adoration, on the person who posted it for its humour.
If you feel the need to defend yourself, and your people against the *barb and sting* of camaraderie, not only do you personally lack any sense of self deprecation, what exactly do think you are saying about your people?
ICH WILL KARTOFFELPUFFER!!
MIT APFELMUS!!
Albrecht
Reminds me on the opening speach of G. Srgt. Hartman from the legendary movie "Full Metal Jacket" which I saw always in german translation. I was so disapointed as I once heared the original sound in english. English sounds so soft. I could not really take it serious if an english speaker would scream to me....
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