If anyone receives this absolute BS text from a test that DOES NOT differentiate between Cv or colds, let alone tell you what friggin variant it is, make sure you list you were with the following people under section 3 at a recent party

Boris Johnson
Matt Hancock
Sajid Javid
Michael Gove
Dr Hilary
Jeremy Vine
Lorraine

And any other lying crook you can think of.

Make it as painful for them as they’re making life for everyone else outside parliament!

9 comments

Lauren
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Rip Van winkle
Brilliant
Helen Barnett
Love this idea ! πŸ˜‚
... not to foget the entire SAGE TEAM, Dr Sarah Jarvis, Dr Chris Smith, Martin Kemp, ... the list is enormous!
Kath C
Can you put Tim Spector on the list too
Liane Edwards
β€˜May’ being the operative word!
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Martha Gajewski
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