If anyone receives this absolute BS text from a test that DOES NOT differentiate between Cv or colds, let alone tell you what friggin variant it is, make sure you list you were with the following people under section 3 at a recent party
Boris Johnson Matt Hancock Sajid Javid Michael Gove Dr Hilary Jeremy Vine Lorraine
And any other lying crook you can think of.
Make it as painful for them as theyβre making life for everyone else outside parliament!